Why are you such a fucking bitch?
Why do you reckon that you can have perfectly straight teeth when I get these wonky pieces of crap? Look at you, sitting on your toothy throne, eating toothpaste. You make me sick.
I would also like to lodge a complaint; I believe I did not receive my gold coin for the tooth I lost when I was 7. Also, when I got three teeth removed by the dentist I did not receive compensation. I expect my paycheck next Monday.
Sincerely yours,
Anna
PS. Can you pretty pretty please fix my teeth? I'll pay you in back rubs!
--That spectacular letter is what I did in Geography yesterday. My friend requested that I post it, even though nobody really cares.
And here is a photo of some of the delightfully random crap at my Grandfather's house.How sprightly.
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