People I like to prod

So now I've decided to blog about people that annoy me/make me laugh/prod anyway.

You know who I really like to prod? Nerds. I know a lot of them.

Now, I'm not saying that I am not a nerd myself. Trust me, I have had my fair share of "nerdy tendencies" in the past. However, the kind of nerds I'm talking about (a few of which I am friends with) are the GAMERS.
All they seem to talk about is games. For instance, once I overheard them talking about guns and which ones are better to shoot. So I say, "Wow, you've fired a gun?" and they say "Ha, no. In a game, we have."

You may not know whether you're one of these prod-worthy people. Allow me to make a list of dorky characteristics to make things easier for you.

• You play either Runescape, World of Warcraft, Dofus, and you know the names of many other multi-player games on the net.
• You know all the ins and outs with computers and therefore have felt a slight sexual thrill when you boot up your puta.
• You know the digits of pi to at least 8 decimal places.
• You often brag to people about how you're a level 86 mage or whatever.
• You've memorized all the lines to every Monty Python skit (Monty Python is hilarious but people who know all the lines might be going a little too far).
• You decide to create a whole website in dedication to Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings/other.
• When learning about surds in maths and the answer is "5 root 4" you start laughing.
• When a teacher is talking about a speech and uses the word "oral" you start laughing.
• You have one of them loud and unnecessary laughs that sounds like a hyena/horse/some other retarded animal.
• STARWARS FANATIC.
• You are often shouting into your microphone, abusing the other players when playing xbox live (my brother).
• You only made a Facebook/Myspace/other just to play on the applications.
• If you made a Facebook/Myspace/other, you have under fifty friends (which is considered to be a pitiful amount).

Well, that's all that I really want to put in this blog, there are many more nerdy things you can do. I tried not to go too cliche, like saying you're a nerd if you wear glasses.

That is all.

x

PS. If you admit to doing any of the above things, I have just given you a "cyber-prod".